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Post by ZIGGY MICHA'EL MORENO on Jan 7, 2015 20:47:34 GMT -5
Hey boo! How's your thrilling life being daddy's favorite puppet? Who came to dinner this time? Lemme guess... That fugly git Hadrian the hairiest man alive? Well, I imagine he'd be quite hairy... being a werewolf and all? Anyways, guess what my punishment is for tagging "Voldie is a Coldie" on the run down prefect's bathroom door? Dark forest foraging ... So I guess I'll probably find out soon enough if Hadrian Greyback is as hairy as I think he'd be. I'm not really sure what I'm "foraging" for. I think some of these troll brained professors still have hope that the elder wand is hiding out there somewhere. I don't even know why I'm getting punished for this one. "Voldie" isn't technically a word and neither is "Coldie" for that matter... what it's referring to could be anyone's guess. LOL.
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Post by JULIET AMIRA ROSIER on Jan 7, 2015 21:03:24 GMT -5
my dearest zig. It's...terrible. Help me. Maybe if I wave a white flag out of my window, I'll be rescued? Well, the dinner was delicious...that's really all that I paid any attention to. Hadrian was there, yes...his eyebrows are fantastic. Otherwise, I'm absolutely terrified. He's giant. Like tall and muscly. HA HA HA. Who's the professor that has to go out there with you? I'd just run off and hide in a tree or something. Take some booze. You can get wasted on a tree branch. [: At least you didn't have to scrub the floor with a toothbrush like I did last time...that was awful. When is your detention? How is your weekend otherwise? Hopefully I get to come back to school tomorrow. Never thought I'd ever say that. But a house full of Death Eaters is just as bad as a school full of them.
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Post by ZIGGY MICHA'EL MORENO on Jan 7, 2015 23:25:50 GMT -5
My poor damsel in distress! You know I’d save you in a heartbeat… if I wasn’t trapped inside this snake infested hell. What did you have for dinner? Last night, I literally ate my weight in rolls and dumplings. I doubt you can beat the epicness of that. Our good friend Hadrian was there? Lucky you. I know you were admiring more than those brows. I think you probably have yourself a little werewolf crush. I can see it now. Soon your daddy dearest is going to start playing matchmaker. Hadrian and Jules sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. I bet you’re blushing right now. Don’t deny it.
Yeah, the toothbrush punishment was a rough. At least you didn’t have to clean the boy’s Gryffindor bathroom. I can assure you, it’s not fit for habitation of any sort. Just this morning someone left a pile of logs in one of the toilets. And by logs… I don’t mean yule logs.
My detention is tonight. I don’t think any of the professors are coming out. You know they are all a bunch of pussies when it comes down to it. I think they are sending me out with the groundskeeper. My weekend is otherwise dull and unmemorable without you here to entertain me. You must come back as soon as possible my little circus monkey. I have plenty of peanuts waiting for you here.
- Zig
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Post by JULIET AMIRA ROSIER on Jan 8, 2015 11:06:39 GMT -5
my dearest zig. I know. I think you might have it worse than me, right now. Luckily, I've retreated into my bedroom, so I know I'll have some peace the rest of the night. I think they're all still downstairs talking. They're pretty pissed about the new Order. Have you heard about that? I think they're all scared. But we head a feast...seriously. Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn, pie...the elves went all out. They still won't let me help them...I think they're afraid that I'm going to set the kitchen on fire. How can I learn to cook if they won't teach me?!
ALSO, I am not blushing. I'm gagging a little bit. While I don't think he's ugly, he is certainly not my type. And if my dad ever did that, I'm either A) leaving the country or B) leaving the country. Nobody puts baby in the corner. NOBODY, ZIGGY.
That's absolutely disgusting. I'm not even going to comment on that. WHY?
They are pussies. At least the groundskeeper isn't terrifying. Maybe he'll just tell you to do whatever. You know I'm an optimist. Maybe if I get to come back tomorrow, we can go into town. I've been itching to get some candy. Really, though. Take a flask with you. I'm telling you, it'll change your entire night. Luckily, most of the weres are in my house and not in the woods. I'm not sure who I'm trying to make feel better. That's a terrible thought.
Clapping away on my cymbals,
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Post by ZIGGY MICHA'EL MORENO on Jan 8, 2015 16:16:15 GMT -5
I hope you saved me some leftovers. I know I get three free meals a day here… but obviously that’s not enough for me. My metabolism is just so fast that my ravenous man-boy hungry can’t be satisfied. Skinny boy problems, right?
I’m sorry Jules but I think you’re probably a hopeless cause for cooking. That one time I asked you to make me toast… and you charred it. You had one task, one job… and you completely failed. Nevertheless, I still love you, even if you are a toast burning prodigy. There are other things I’m sure you are good at… like foot massages. I’ll let you practice on me when you get back. I care that much about your life fulfillment and happiness. You’re welcome.
Woah. So she admits that the werewolf has a little somethin’ something’ going on under all that fur. Rawr. Just because he is an older guy, doesn’t mean he can’t be your type Jules. Get that. But if you must be stubborn and runaway, you must let me come with you. I think we could have a lot of fun if we moved to the states and went to Vegas or something.
I’ll take a flask with me. What the hell. It couldn’t hurt right. Maybe, if I get caught by a werewolf I could use it as a bargaining chip. I hear, they are very fond of their vodka. Is that true? You would know, now that you’ve spent a magical evening with Greyback jr. But yeah, the groundskeeper is ok in comparison to all the other assholes walking around the castle these days. They think they are so original with their punishments. They’re not. I totally read about this time Harry Potter himself had to tramps about the forest.
Jules. Now, that you’ve brought up the Order… I have something to confess. I’m in it. I haven’t been in it for long and I obviously haven’t been able to get out for a meeting. These death eater thugs watch me like a hawk, not to mention my continuous schedule of detentions. I’ve been wanting to tell you. I trust YOU. I’ve just been afraid your father will somehow find out and I didn’t want to get you in trouble. You should probably burn this letter. Wouldn’t want daddy dearest to find out his precious baby girl is fraternizing with the the enemy.
- Zig
PS: Dance monkey, dance!
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